poems on tap?

had a call yesterday from publishers. going to try publish a collection of mine in a year or so. she wants 100, stick to roughly 80 lines where poss. so we agreed 50 old and 50 new. idea is to do some that are geared to peoples understanding/acceptability. only costs 600$ and i know e-publishing better; but they offer that as well. so choosing 50 old no problem, there's 200 odd to choose from. but can i do 50 new in time? wot and films? and then there's nvq 3 and ksf and christ only knows wot as well. i reckon too that i have to get that affliate thing going; just waiting for purse to catch up with my buying power and will fund that asap.
just about to instruct solicitor re t-mobile, they're asking for it. which means i advertise for retired telephone engineers who do not love their exemployers next week. ho! you gods! isn't it time you sent me loads of cash? call yourselves princes of bleeding evil and we reconciled why ain't i got any money? bloody evil ones got more bloody rules than the other lot!!
oh. just remembered my system for winning lotto. oh ta, i'll have another go at that on friday. thanks for the memory boys.