silly cow

twit! i never said what i did! i have formally requested early retirement on health grounds. which i got a choice of three; an if anyone looks in doubt by god i'll give them a right old old dying swan act. loud and so terribly clear everyone in earshot will call emergency services and then i'll be off sick for at least a year and visit nobs being pathetic and Probably Contagious until they give me a million quid to Go Away.